TVD 5x17: “Rescue Me”- Random Thoughts Of The Week
- Tom Avery is a sweet angel that needs to be protected at all costs.
- Post break-up Delena is so dull. So much awkwardness in this scene. That’s how you OTP I guess? #EpicFail
- "It was a mistake”. OTP: Our whole relationship was a mistake.
- When a girl says no, it means NO Damon. Don’t force yourself like that you douchebag. So fucking gross and disturbing. Some things never change.
- Loving the banter between Caroline and Enzo already.
- Damon calling Matt and Tyler ‘idiots’. We can all appreciate the irony, considering he’s the dumbest guy in Mystic Falls (Remember the moonstone in the soap dish?)
- Speaking of Damon, he’s too self-absorbed and worried about his pathetic love life that he doesn’t give a fuck about Stefan. Same shit, different day. FUCK YOU DAMON.
- The councelor: "Elena, it’s good to see you" Who are they kidding? Elena never attended school anyway…
- Caroline’s concern about Stefan is precious. I love their friendship so much (but I have no doubt Plec will ruin it, so yeah…Screw you writers)
- "He’s a good person. Don’t do it" Stefan Selfless Salavtore putting others before himself. PS: too little Stefan screentime up to this point. I DO NOT APPROVE.
- Enzo killing the witch with a doorknob…….BAMF. This just earned him major points in my books.
- “The world actually does revolve around [Elena]”. Oh no, here we go again: Elena needs to be saved, blah blah blah. Remember that time we thought that vampire Elena would be able to stand up for herself? Good times.
- Liv seems to be badass. I like it.
- "Stefan is one of the best people that I know" Caroline at least appreciates my man. Sad thing: she seems to be the only one these days.
- Caroline didn’t kill Tom aka Sleeping Beauty. That’s my girl!
- LMAO that disgusting Dullena crapfest (MY FUCKING EYES!!!!) was actually a vision. In yo face DE fans.
- This scene between Tom and Caroline was too adorable for words
- Damon and Elena arguing. Liv: “Oh my God, just kill me already”. Another reason to like Liv: SHE’S ONE OF US!
- “What are you waiting for Damon? Go on. It wouldn’t be the first time you kill me”. Jeremy growing a pair. I’m enjoying this so much.
- “Jer, after all the things that you’ve been pulling at school, how could I trust you?" Did Elena Gilbert (the girl who trusts the man that murdered her little brother and brought nothing but misery to all her friends) just say this? UNBELIEVABLE
- “You haven’t exactly been making good decisions" OH MY GOD ELENA LOOK AT YOURSELF FIRST, YOU HYPOCRITICAL BITCH. STFU
- Tom is dead, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. RIP Sweet Angel With Paul Wesley’s Perfect Face.
- Enzo has a deal with The Travelers to get Maggie back. So that’s why he stayed in MF. Not for Damon. That makes more sense indeed, and I can get behind this storyline.
- Jeremy is moving out. WAY TO GO JER. It was a shame how the boy had to live with his murderer. Little Gilbert is manning up…I APPROVE!
- "I failed". No you didn’t Caroline. You made Stefan proud actually. You’re not a murderer, just like Stefan taught you!
- “That’s what makes you you" OMG this scene was perfect. These few romantic Steroline feels just need to go! I DID NOT ASK FOR THOSE.
- "OMG DAMON LET ELENA GO #OTP5EVA”. Too bad he didn’t do it when she was fucking SIRED to his pathetic ass. So Damon doesn’t get my sympathy. Absolutely none at all.
- Markos came from the Other Side. Which means people can come back from it. I have to say, this is gonna be interesting.
I admit, I quite enjoyed this episode. Unexpectly.
As for the next episode - the one that Paul directed- I’ve already said it all in one of my previous posts. To make it short: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Stefan and Elena as humans, married, with kids. THE LIFE THEY BOTH ALWAYS WANTED!! BRING ON THE STELENA FEELINGS, MY BODY IS READY! IS IT APRIL 17 ALREADY?
"So, having sex dreams about my brother, uh?"
Oh no Damon, you silly. Those aren’t just meaningless “sex dreams” with Stefan. It’s the life she always wanted, the happiness she always craved for and that you were never able to give her.
PS: Who gave you the right to refer to Stefan as your brother? You deserve shit.
TVD 5x18: “Resident Evil”- Directed by Paul Fucking Wesley.
"Both Stefan and Elena are suddenly having unsettling dreams of an alternate version of the life they might have had together"
The episode was directed by Paul Wesley
First of all, we’ll get to see Elena happier than ever, I mean look:
That’s how her life could have been, had she not made the worst choice of her life aka picking Damon.
Secondly, we’ll get to see these Stelena scenes through the eyes of Paul Wesley. The man himself.
A STELENA-CENTRIC EPISODE, DIRECTED BY MR DIRECTOR PAUL WESLEY. IT COULDN’T GET ANY BETTER THAN THAT!!!
So screw this week’s episode (except for Stefan’s doppelganger) and gimme the promo for #518 already!
PS: yes, I know the Stelena feels will rush back to the surface and it will hurt like a motherfucker but… MY BODY IS READY!